oh to be a small clothed animal from a beatrix potter book, living in a cottage on the countryside kneading bread and such.

The dream

the biggest influence tumblr has had on my life is that i always think of that ‘when white people do that half-jog across the road’ post when i do that white person half-jog across the road

*walks into the GSA wearing a tshirt that says “yes i’m gay yes i’m homophobic” and immediately gets lectured by a girl who thinks that being “kinky” with her greasy centrist boyfriend makes her qu*er and her friend who headcanons alexander hamilton as a bi polyamorous stoner in her modern high school AU!fanfic for being ‘insensitive’, ‘a bad role model’ and ‘a poor representative of the qu*er community’*

if you wake up much earlier than normal you feel secret emotions

andy warhol about to completely destroy pop art

girls.

all i had to do was write “girls.” in a pink font and all the wlws slammed reblog

“He pulled Harry’s wand from his pocket and began to trace it through the air, writing three shimmering words:

tom marvolo riddle

Then he waved the wand once, and the letters of his name rearranged themselves:

Mr. Tom, a Dildo Lover

“wait, shit, no,” said Riddle. “

It’s half past twelve and I’m laughing out loud in my empty apartment

reblog if youre the kind of person that checks other ppl’s tags when they reblog ur stuff

my only three moods :

my last three brain cells getting ready for this semester

the gale/prim stunt was so cheap too bc narratively killing prim didn’t do ANYTHING and it was only written so suzanne collins could easily solve the dumbass love triangle She CREATED. so katniss loses her sister, her mom leaves, And her best friend from childhood leaves. and what she has at the end is fucking uhhhh Peeta Parker and some kids she never even wanted ???? like ?? gale was a whole antifa legend for 2.9 books and she ruined All that at the VERY end for some romance?! completely glossing over the fact that katniss did not romantically want to be with either of them!!!! 

the whole reason prim died is because it IS senseless. like that is literally the point. 

suzanne collins and ka applegate are cut from a similar cloth and that cloth is refusing to shy away from depicting how brutal, how senseless, how cruel war is. prim died for no reason and that is the point. it had absolutely nothing to do with resolving a love triangle.

also Y’ALL COME ON the presence of romance in a book does not make the book A Romance; the ‘love triangle’ was literally never ever the point - which is why it’s what the capitol focuses on. 

also katniss’s happy ever after: she fuckin grew up, y’all, come on. listen, I get the knee jerk hate for a baby boomer-style happily ever afters (I will sue jk rowling in court for the epilogue) but the fact that katniss, after everything she went through, felt comfortable enough to settle down with peeta and actually have kids - kids she knew were not going to be thrown into a gladiatorial arena for the entertainment of the super wealthy - is proof that what she did mattered. it cost katniss goddamn near everything she had - her family, her friends, her hearing, her home - but it was still the right thing to do.

the hunger games is about the cost of revolution: it’s so, so high, but in the end, it’s necessary.

Furthering this, Katniss said she didn’t want kids because she didn’t want to bring them into the world she grew up in. The fact that Katniss grows up to have kids is supposed to show the reader that the world has indeed changed for the better. Not wanting kids was conditional, and the conditions changed.

Also, just–
that’s the point, that gale does it. That’s the other point Suzanne Collins likes to make, and if you look at her earlier Gregor the Overlander she makes it even more brutally clear. war lets people do terrible things. war encourages people to do terrible things. some people stop. some people don’t, because they don’t know how, or because they can’t until the war is over, or because they’re just that good at it.

Collins said in an interview that Gale and Peeta were “less as two points in a love triangle, more as two perspectives in the just-war debate” (as in, whether a war is justified) “Katniss isn’t just deciding on a partner; she’s figuring out her own worldview.” And in Katniss’s case, she lost everything to war. She chose to be done with it.

im a simple gay, i see a girl, i asfkjdgfhjk

art…. rat…. same letters………. not a coincidence.